my husband is funnier than yours

practically speaking

avintagelover — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 04:50:20 +0000

A: I think we should have more sex for practical reasons. We are paying a lot of money for birth control.

on fashion

avintagelover — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 04:05:02 +0000

A: Well, I guess we found out what happened to all that leftover orange shag carpet from the sixties.

a great conversation starter

avintagelover — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 04:01:56 +0000

Me: Why do my boobs have to come up in every conversation?

A: Because they are such a good ice breaker!

on gender confusion

avintagelover — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 04:42:32 +0000

A: Oh come on! It’s not that hard! Look down! Do you have an innie or an outie??

on going green

avintagelover — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 04:41:43 +0000

Me: Are we taking the elevator?

A: No.

Me: Then why’d you push the button?

A: I like to waste energy.

the lack of multitasking

avintagelover — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 04:40:41 +0000

A: (after playing video games for the last few hours) Hun, whatcha doing?

Me: Oh, I baked a cake.

A: WHAT??

giddyup

avintagelover — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 04:38:45 +0000

A: When no one’s around I walk like a cowboy.

I doubted his dancing skills

avintagelover — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 04:37:59 +0000

A: Baby, I’ve got moves up the Yin-freaking-Yang!!

a potential mugger

avintagelover — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 04:33:26 +0000

A: The last thing I need is some creepy old man mugging me cause I look like his ex-wife’s poodle!!

on loyalty

avintagelover — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 04:30:40 +0000

Me: What would you do if I decided to move out into the desert and live in a cave?

A: Change my name to Og and wear a loin cloth.

my husband is funnier than yours

*practically speaking*

*on fashion*

*a great conversation starter*

*on gender confusion*

*on going green*

*the lack of multitasking*

*giddyup*

*I doubted his dancing skills*

*a potential mugger*

*on loyalty*